Chris Rock – Never Scared
Chris Rock definitely ain’t never scared when he rocks the stage. He speaks his mind and he surely doesn’t give a fuck as long as his audiance laughs. I wish rappers would lyrically assault Rock so I can hear him murder their ass in comedy. Rock takes shot at Jermaine, “the greasiest Nigger you have never seen. When Jermaine is on TV, I have to wipe the grease off the screen.” Rock rips Michael Jackson apart by describing how he would look after a month in jail, “When the perm grows out of his hair. The shit all nappy and gray.” He busts cap on Janet’s tittie, “40 years old tittie, your man’s tittie. 20 years old tittie, community’s tittie.” And of course he takes on R. Kelly, Kobe Bryant and many more.
Rock is just way too hilarious. His point of view on relationship hits straight on the mark even though it is biased toward women. The focus is always on her and he is absolutely right. Once you’re married, kiss all your dreams good-bye and “make the bitch happy.” Good relationship is simply eating and fucking. The longer you’re with someone, more eating and less fucking. It’s all about married and bored or single and lonely.
If you have seen Bring the Pain and Bigger and Blacker, you can definitely recognize Rock’s patterns. His main topics include hip-hop, politics, gun and race. The United State governments hate rap music because they are clueless about rapper killers. George Bush’s answer to gay married, “Fuck them fagots.” Rock loves to pick up chicks at abortion rallies because “you know they are fucking.” White people makes gun, no problem; Black rapper said gun, congressional hearing. His view on Affirmative Action, “I don’t think I should get a job over a white person if I scored a lower mark on the test but if there’s a tie, fuck them. You have 400 years head start motherfucker.”
Chris Rock is still the funniest man in America. He’s confident and he mastered his work. He is best at what he does best. Some thinks his hardcore hip-hop stage pose gets in the way. I don’t find it annoying at all. In fact, I don’t find him to be as hard edge as Martin Lawrence, Jamie Foxx or other black comedians. While some thinks the black and white issue is old, I think it is still relevant today. Racism still exists in America. And if you think he is sexist, you’re dead wrong. He is just keeping it real. Chris still rocks.
Yeah Chris Rock is a racist as they come!And it’s sad to see that in this day and age a form of pure hatred can be described as being “the funniest man in america”. It’s with the sencerity that I appolagize for the guns that I did not create and the millions of other sins afforded by other backwards white men across the world over the last 400 years. This is the summit of what is to be the worst and most offensive bit of stand up comedy ever spewed across the free world. If Rock thinks that he has it bad I must be wallowing in a world of shit and piss! I’m white though! Who can I blame for the fact that my life isn’t all hollywood dreams? As long as Chris Rock is cashing in on the riches of “White America” then I suppose that the system is working well. And damn! I’m white! Where did I miss the “get rich off the black mans misery” train? Pretty fucked up if you ask me!
FUCK CHRIS ROCK!!
Hate all you want Whiteman, Rock is doing his things. How do you know he is cashing in on White America? Most of his audiances, as far as I can see, are Black. I don’t take his contents too seriously even though what he said are quite true. I just enjoy his charisma. He doesn’t just trash white people. He busts on Black as well. Rewatch his “Black People vs. Nigger,” it’s pretty hilarious.
man, i think chris rock is the funniest nigger alive………………………even wit me being black, i dont take any of the shit he says personally…………….hes one funny black guy
chris rock is not racist. this is 21st century america and slander IS comedy. u shouldnt take what he says personally he is just trying to make ppl laugh and if u put ur ego aside u will laugh too
Chris Rock is the funniest man alive! Whiteman’s post above is evidence that the only people who don’t like Chris Rock are the people he makes fun of in his standup routines. Whiteman is prime example of weird white guys who are overly patriotic. I guess the truth hurts, your patriotism is hate-riotism as Rock puts it in his new HBO special. Rock is the man, white, black and blue etc all agree. Sorry Whiteman, Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly just aren’t funny or cool. The right wing never will be cool.
Sorry guys but I agree with Whiteman.
First I don’t think “Never Scared” was that funny and it is clearly not as good as “Bigger & Blacker”.
Second, if any white comedian would’ve been half as insulting to black guys as CR has been to white guys he would be a fucking racist to all of you. A black guy ranting about blacks is funny. A white guy ranting about whites is funny. But a black ranting about whites or a white ranting about blacks are not funny but racist.
No white guy could’ve had Rock’s “Blacks V Niggas” routine because it would’ve been racist, think about it!
Yeah, but a white guy could have a “Whites V Poor white trash” skit and it would be funny because it would be out of his own experience.
Chris Rock isn’t even funny. I wonder if they’d ever let a white guy who uses his kind of profanity host the oscars. As far as his al-quada comment goes: imagine if a white person said “I’m more afraid of blacks in the hood than al-quada”. That white person would be excoriated, but when Rock says he’s more afraid of white’s with confederate hats than al-quada, it’s suppose to be hillarious.
Chris Rock is a sick, demented poor excues of a human being. Whites could never get away with the hate he spews. And you black people that think he’s funny are just as racist as he is. The ACLU, NAACP, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and all the whining “poor me ” crowd would burn down the city and demand that a white person hang for the “hate” crime committed if he or she were to talk like he does. You are simply blinded by your own hate if you can’t see that. WAKE UP!!!!
Chris Rock is beeing racist in that show. its ok saying whats bad about your own race but when you start talkin bad about the other without thinking twice you are defined as a racist.
thats just the way it is, and dont say you think thats pretty shitty because this is the way everybody wants it that way, and you will realize it if you think a little.
Chris Rock is not racist, he has said more jokes about black people, than about white people, does that make him racist against his own race? I mean the guy is funny as hell. as a matter of fact, im watching never scared AS i type this, and im still laughing. I am australian, do you relize my the founders of australia used to shoot black people for a sport? and you say CR is racist, lol take a look at us. the fact of the matter is, black people are technically more “normal” than whites, whites have a chemical imbalance, that causes us to be white. Were all the damn same, so get over it. CR PWNS!
If you want the truth about relationships, ask a black comedian!
another black american comedian making a living from racist jokes and moaning about how hard it is being black.IF LIVING IN AMERICA IS SO TOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE FUCK OFF BACK TO AFRICA.
Dude…. This guy is tired. The jokes surround his hatred for white people. So boring.
“40 years old tittie, your man’s tittie. 20 years old tittie, community’s tittie.”
Hey, why not quote things right.. “40 year old titty, your man’s titty. 20 year old titty, community titty”.
ps.
“Titty” & the plural is “titties” :)