The Anal of Commute
With the soaring gas prices, more people are hopping on the train. During the peak time, taking the Metro in and out of DC is quite a hassle. When I got into the station last Friday, the passengers already packed the platform waiting for the late trains. I knew this was not going to be a good ride. My train boarded and everyone cramped in like sardines. I was standing in front of a white woman with big tits and behind a black guy. As the train started to take off, the engine stalled because the doors wouldn’t shut tight. The Metro driver had to ask people to stand clear off the doors. Every time the train stalled, the lady’s tits rubbed my back. I tried to move up to avoid the contact, but I was faced with a big ass in front of me. I was stuck and all that I could do was praying the lord not to make me hard.
I used to take the Metro as well. It has its conveniences. There are however tradeoffs, some of which you’ve already noted.
Go for one of the end cars. They’re almost never crowded, especially if it’s an 8-car Orange Line train.
haahhah. good story. laugh of the day. hahhahahha
Hehe poor Donny I wonder what the guy in front of you gonna think if you got hard and start rubbing against him… just a thought :)))
did you have to find a restroom after you got the train?
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Donny,
I am heading to NYC tomorrow (first time) and would appreciate you suggestion where to eat in China Town (specially Dim Sum and Peking Duck). Is there any place to get Vietnamese food (around China Town area)? Thank you,
Pho lover and GW alumnus
I’ve only been to a few Dim Sum places in NYC and nothing really jumped out for me. As for Vietnamese, Thai Son and Nha Trang, which locate next to each other on Baxter street, has been our usual choices.
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Donny dear, you poor thing.
It could be worse, the guy
infront of you could fart
and you will have a hard time
breathing !! LOL………
I found this video; maybe you could pick up some helpful pointers for next time.