Gay Sex?

A man said to me, “Go ahead and stick it in.” I complied, “Sure.” Thirty seconds later he instructed, “OK you can pull it out now.” I protested, “Already?” He replied, “Yes.” I don’t know if he was thinking what I was thinking, but it was the closest gay sex I ever experienced. Don’t worry mommy, I was not cheating on you. He was a cashier who told me to stick the chip on my credit card into the machine.